I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”
if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like
In first edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, the Raise Dead spell was stated explicitly to not work on Elves and Half-Orcs for a…theologically fascinating reason: members of those two races did not have souls. A Wish spell would have to be used to raise them instead.
dm: im gonna let yall visit disney worlds in this homebrew.
player: can we use final fantasy too??
dm: i mean i guess?
player: I want to be goofy
dm: i mean, strange request but i guess i can homebrew up a race sheet for goofy. is he a dog? i mean-
other player: I WANT TO BE DONALD DUCK BUT LIKE, A WIZARD, AND NO PANTS
other 3 players: create serious rpg characters with linked backstories and shared motivations based on their home island
dm: what the fuck guys
dm: As Ansem in Riku’s body retreats Kairi lies before you. Her heart is still trapped though, your adventure must continue until you reach Kingdom Hearts and free all of the stolen hea- player: I shove the heart releasing keyblade into my chest.
dm: —wait. What?
player: I release my heart to heal Kairi. Our hearts are connected. I can do that. Right?
dm: If you unlock your heart you’ll turn into a heartless. Do you really want to do this?
player: if it heals Kairi? I have to. I plunge the keyblade into my chest.
dm: …alright. Your heart is peeled out of your body and you turn into a heartless…
dm: …
dm: …fuck… uh. That’s the end of tonight’s session. I’ll… ummm. we’ll continue next week after I work out how to fuck to deal with that decision.
Consulting Witch 