Some people always get super salty when they come asking for help with a “ghost haunting” and the first thing i ask them is “have you checked your living space for carbon monoxide”.
Like maybe you thought coming to a witch you’d get some neat spell or some shit, but a big part of being a (good) witch is also looking at what is in front of you and ruling out some basic things first, and a lot of the things people describe to me when it comes to ghost hauntings also sound a helluva lot like carbon monoxide poisoning. So like sorry for giving a shit over whether or not you’re actually about to die or not I guess *shrug emoji*
Like I know we joke about my house being haunted (and maybe it is) but when the lights flicker in my house I don’t do a cleansing spell, I call an electrician. You gotta do the physical world things first before you jump to the metaphysical. That’s just how it is.
Esme Weatherwax is that you
I attended a con panel once about hauntings in Texas. The lady running the panel talked about driving down a dark road in Houston one night and seeing this figure in the headlights that was tall, looked like a hunched man standing oddly, and had eyes that reflected in her headlights. As she drove closer the figure spread massive wings and flew away.
She described it as if she saw the fuckin’ Mothman but I immediately thought (but did not say): “Bih you saw a crane.”
She also described seeing UFOs in the suburbs at night: small flying objects with spinning lights that zipped around and hovered overhead before zipping off again. To her these were alien spacecraft. My immediate thought: “Drones. Those are drones. You’re in the suburbs, where people have money and give their kids drones.”
That’s the point. These are artificial colors, most night vision systems are monochrome, which takes away a lot of detail, specially when you want to use them to read anything, like that road sign.
Thats because the point of paying for a service like Netflix is so you DONT have to see ads. You’re paying a monthly fee so that they dont need the revenue from ads to pay the bills. That’s it. Thats the whole point. The catalog for streaming can be lackluster but there’s some good stuff there and ads during a marathon of Dexter would be obnoxious. Why do you think so many millenials dont even do TV anymore unless their ISP forces them to buy at least their bare minimum TV package to get that internet? Because it’s overpriced and you get to watch a show all of 7 minutes before youre now basically paying to watch ads (on top of all the channels you will never watch). You get what? Something like 6 minutes of ads in a show with a runtime of 30min? Its annoying.
Consulting Witch 