There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.
god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.
It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address.
this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.
very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.
Crowley deadass fuckin got humanity kicked out of eden cuz he thought it’d be a Funnie Joake what a precious bastard
I Can’t Believe Crowley And Aziraphale Are An Old Married Couple Who Go For Walks In The Park And Feed The Ducks Together
HELLO???????
full offence but those two getting absolutely smashed in the back room of aziraphale’s bookshop and arguing about dolphins is literally the funniest and gayest thing i’ve ever read in my life
aziraphale likes devilled eggs…..Meat of Four Icicles Subtext mayhaps??????
I’m fully SCREAMING
Crowley’s name is fucking Anthony I hate him
Guess I’ll die!!!!!!
AZIRAPHALE SAID FUCK
OH MY GOD HIS BOOKS
I was sat here crying over the books and my friend jesse said “at least the angel still has the most important thing to him” LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE RIGHT
Is Aziraphale Fucking Dead
“Move, I’m Gay” – Aziraphale
rip 1926 bentley you were a good bitch
tag yourself….. i’m the guy who’s too polite to tell crowley his car is on fire
aziraphale was so upset crowley didn’t give a shit that he was alive that he fuckin killed a guy
Crowley And Aziraphale Adopt The Antichrist Challenge
aziraphale and crowley literally fuckin stood there going off at Literal God And Satan about how their plan sucks is the DEFINITION of the gay agenda!!!!!!!
this is so powerful alexa play me and my husband by mitski
FIRE SWORD FIRE SWORD FIRES SOWRD FIRE SWOFIRD FIERSPWRD FIRE DSOWRD FIRE SOWRD FISWREWOSRD FIRISWORD FIRE SWORCHGH F I RE S W ORD
NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT I AM LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consulting Witch 