alolancharmander:

dangerouslyzanyperson:

marauders70s:

disneyprinceronweasley:

so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!

i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot

Now imagine everything Harry does being seen as some cool power move by Malfoy.

Refusing his friendship? Just knowing his own worth and not willing to be an underling.

Befriending Weasley and Granger? Nice going, Potter. Keep rabble around to accentuate yourself.

Being rich and powerful but still getting Dumbledore to buy you the literal best broom on the market with money that was part of schools’ budget?……You remind me of a muggle father mentioned, I think his name was Bezos?

drankinwatahmelin:

micdotcom:

The above video titled “The Unequal Opportunity Race” was screened as part of a schoolwide Black History Month program at Glen Allen High School in Glen Allen, Virginia. Some parents apparently weren’t thrilled about that. One local grandparent had two words for what this video was pushing on white kids.

White people don’t like it when you put their privilege on display.
This makes it hard for them to pretend there’s no such thing.

arkoslover:

queenstravelingdarling:

fearoftheminotaur:

regyman:

Even Spongebob gets frustrated at work sometimes, Audio taken from WTF Podcast :3 

Context: The audio is Tom Kenny quoting a short actor he overheard auditioning to be an elf in a commercial. That encounter inspired the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Ok that was need cause I was like SPONGEBOB SNAPPED

I was wondering why he was ranting about Christmas! xD

honestly kingdom hearts plays like a dnd game that got really outta hand

stkbayfield:

akirasmask:

dm: im gonna let yall visit disney worlds in this homebrew.

player: can we use final fantasy too??

dm: i mean i guess?

player: I want to be goofy

dm: i mean, strange request but i guess i can homebrew up a race sheet for goofy. is he a dog? i mean-

other player: I WANT TO BE DONALD DUCK BUT LIKE, A WIZARD, AND NO PANTS

other 3 players: create serious rpg characters with linked backstories and shared motivations based on their home island

dm: what the fuck guys

dm: As Ansem in Riku’s body retreats Kairi lies before you. Her heart is still trapped though, your adventure must continue until you reach Kingdom Hearts and free all of the stolen hea-
player: I shove the heart releasing keyblade into my chest.

dm: —wait. What?

player: I release my heart to heal Kairi. Our hearts are connected. I can do that. Right?

dm: If you unlock your heart you’ll turn into a heartless. Do you really want to do this?

player: if it heals Kairi? I have to. I plunge the keyblade into my chest.

dm: …alright. Your heart is peeled out of your body and you turn into a heartless…

dm: …

dm: …fuck… uh. That’s the end of tonight’s session. I’ll… ummm. we’ll continue next week after I work out how to fuck to deal with that decision.